So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.
A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
A question mark walks into a bar?
Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.
A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.
The bar was walked into by a passive voice.
Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME THINGS THAT ENGLISH CLASS HAS FAILED TO ACKNOWLEDGE
|mom:||don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot|
|me:||fire cannot kill a dragon|
If a wizard watched Doctor Who and the Weeping Angels became their worst fear then they came across a Boggart and it changed into an Angel, and since whatever takes the image of an Angel becomes itself an Angel, would that bring Angels into existence in the Harry Potter universe?
|every tv show character ever:||i lied to protect you|
Behold the summery awesomeness that is the Bignik, a gigantic picnic blanket on a field in Stein, Switzerland. It’s a large-scale interactive art installations created by Swiss artists and twin brothers Frank and Patrik Riklin. Bignik was constructed by sewing together towels, curtains, sheets and tablecloths, all of which were donated to the project. Visitors were invited to bring food, games, sunscreen and plenty of friends to enjoy an epic picnic.
"Art has to have a clear function", Patrik says earnestly, and his brother Frank shares that conviction: "It should be experienced amidst life and not be confined to art galleries and museums!"
trans boys in gryffindor being sent to the girl’s dormitory and then being delighted when the stairs won’t let them up
trans girls in gryffindor being told they can’t go in the girl’s dormitory (and maybe shown what happens by some cis boy) and then trying it and finding that the stairs DO let them up
Gender fluid gryffindor students falling down as the steps to the girl’s dormitory unpredictably turn into a slide.
you’re a good egg
This is just as real as it gets. So happy for these people.
I’m glad to see this spreading.